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	<title>My Two Cents &#187; Comical</title>
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	<description>.... a penny for your thoughts.</description>
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		<title>Canadian Humour</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 01:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in an Arizona supermarket tries to buy a half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.  The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he&#8217;ll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, &#8220;Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.&#8221; As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, &#8220;And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.&#8221; The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.  Later the manager said to the boy, &#8220;I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?&#8221; “Canada, sir,&#8221; the boy replied. &#8220;Well, why did you leave Canada?&#8221; the manager asked. The boy said, &#8220;Sir, there&#8217;s nothing but whores and hockey players up there.&#8221; &#8220;Really?&#8221; said the manager. &#8220;My wife is from Canada.&#8221; No kidding, replied the boy. &#8220;Who&#8217;d she play for? Share on Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Harley Biker at the Zoo…</title>
		<link>http://bmclellan.com/2010/03/05/harley-biker-at-the-zoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Harley biker is visiting the zoo in Calgary , Alberta when he sees little girl leaning into the bars of the lion&#8217;s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker without hesitation runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A CBC reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the biker says, &#8216;Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I&#8217;ve seen a man do in my whole life.&#8217; The Harley rider replies, &#8216;Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.&#8217; The reporter says, &#8216;Well, I&#8217;ll make sure this won&#8217;t go unnoticed. I&#8217;m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow&#8217;s paper will have this story on the front page&#8230; So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?&#8217; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is how we do it here in Canada , eh?</title>
		<link>http://bmclellan.com/2009/12/15/this-is-how-we-do-it-here-in-canada-eh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ice Fishing is a great winter past time for many people. Knowing where the fish are can be tricky … but not in Canada. In Canada, this is How we do it … Share on Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Parking Tickets</title>
		<link>http://bmclellan.com/2009/11/21/parking-tickets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.&#160;&#160; We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.&#160;&#160;&#160; We went up to him and said, &#8216;Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?&#8217; He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.&#160; I called him a Nazi turd.&#160;&#160; He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.&#160; So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.&#160; Then he started writing a third ticket.&#160; This went on for about 20 minutes.&#160; The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.&#160; Personally, we didn&#8217;t care.&#160; We came into town by bus and the car had a Quebec plate.&#160; We try to have a little fun each day now that we&#8217;re retired.&#160; It&#8217;s important at our age. Share on Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a Classic Canadian tale folks &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bmclellan.com/2009/10/22/its-a-classic-canadian-tale-folks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, ablonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to histruck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers thewindow, and she says, &#8220;Hi, my name is Heather, and youare losing some of your load!&#8221; The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.When the truck stops for another red light, the girlcatches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up andknocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.As if they&#8217;ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly,&#8220;Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!&#8221; Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again andcontinues down the street. At the third red light, the samething happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, &#8220;Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!&#8221; When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to thhe next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.He knocks [...]]]></description>
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